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 19.07.2021
Xxx: It happened that I had to bury a completely alien man to me. The story is long, not the point. I ordered a tomb, a tomb, wreaths and other nonsense. I come to the morgue for the body, and they say to me, you are 11 thousand. 7 thousand for the storage of the body, 4 - the payment of the services of sanitary. I say, salutation has arrived. The storage of the body in the morge is free of charge, I pay your sanitarians from my taxes. My body, dress and endure. The whole group of Morgue fell upon me. and fully. Orals touched me in the face with their internal regulations. When it became clear that I was not going to pay, they threatened that the body would not be given. Well I get up, I say, okay guys, now this body is your problems, goodbye! And I am going to leave. In general, it turned out to be a wonderful way that everything can be checked for free. And they washed, and dressed, and laid in the tomb. What if I was murdered by a relative of the deceased? I would give everything and even more if everything went well. So knowing the laws and being able to prove your own right is a very useful skill in our time.
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