Xxx: Our commercial director does not drink alcohol. Nothing stronger than kefir.

Ten years ago, he had a funny case with a subtext.

He comes home from the next "negotiations", drunk to the state of "already wood, but at least not raw." To sleep on the couch in the living room, and wake up from a strong blow to the back.

In the tomb. He hits the cover, it rises, but immediately falls back. The Oret.

In short, waking up his wife and son, they observe how the father of the family in a mint shirt lies under the coffee table, pushes him up and worships with a good mate that he is alive and does not need to be buried.



Yyy: One day, a friend of mine got sick, came home and fell asleep. When I woke up in panic, I thought I was blind. Then he recalled that he decided to look at the telecar before going to bed and, so that the picture did not double, without coming up with anything better, glued one eye to the isolate.



Zzz: My friend and I once sat down, drank wine, and I stayed with her overnight. I get up in the morning, I open my eyes, and everything is like a fog, the vision is like I look at the world through the bag. I was frightened, I thought well, here I was in trouble, got drunk. I went to wash, and I see that I forgot to remove the lenses for the night. However, after their removal, the full vision returned in two hours. But I was terrified, I thought I would be blind first, and then I would die.