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 05.08.2021
Just the story happened, I went to fill the tank, I approached the column, I inserted a gun, and at this time Kia came from behind, out of it comes a quick look of a lady and holding a phone in his hand, actively telling someone (presumably a girlfriend) about a guy, namely - what kind of guy he is and why he is not worthy of her in general, for the sake of persuasiveness, the speech is full of selective mat. In general, it turns out that in the gas station building she goes in front of me and, as the line moves, I realize that she does not plan to skip me forward, I tried to smoothly stand in front of her, but she specifically approaches the one ahead, while the lady continues to communicate with her girlfriend, loudly, so that everyone around her hears about her personal life. Here is her turn, she tells her friend to wait on the phone, pulls the card to the cashier with the words:
95th on a thousand, on the first column.
I intervene here with the words:
Girl, I stand in front of you.
What I get:
Where are you, fucking standing? I came first.
On the phone of a friend:
Here, there is someone without a row.
Well, I think, okay, fuck you, goldfish, you have to pay for stupidity, I turn, I go out, I wait for the end of the gasoline and leave at sunset.

P.S Commentary from the operator of the ACS: There are many such cases. And others too. The feeling that people turn off their heads as soon as they come to refuel. Some of them initially have a whirlwind between their ears.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-08-03/#1235156
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