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 25.08.2021
Xxx: Going home from work. I decided to arrange a surprise for my wife, picked up a good vineyard in the store, steaks with beef, delicious cheese, etc. I approach the box office, and there is a very sympathetic saleswoman, we know her for a long time and communicate quite fun. They are constantly struggling with each other and all that. But not any more.)

She sees such a set and says, luckily, Light, if just now would not have refused to do so. He looks at me with such clever eyes. I am deeply and for a long time married. You can’t imagine how right that was!!! He nodded my head behind my back. There the wife stands and slides like a very predator)) The foundation of course was strong. I could really say anything wild, and then prove that I was joking.
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