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 25.08.2021
Once one of my acquaintances decided to improve their housing conditions: to change their one-bedroom apartment for a two-bedroom. Whoever wanted to make an exchange was quickly found. So, one of the alkas (let the Igor), who went on to pay. The description of the apartment to which he had to move arranged him, and he did not even want to look at it, and the surcharge arranged him even more. The only condition he had was to help with moving the furniture. Well, on the designated day, trucks come, take the couch, closet, table and three chairs and take them to the appropriate address. The hallway of my acquaintance in the single room was decent, and everything, except the table, fit there. Igor, having received the keys, immediately ran to the corresponding department of the store of his lifestyle, and at the table in the kitchen arranged an improvised banquet, where he fell asleep in the salad. He found a couch and arranged to sleep there. I woke up and appreciated the quality of my new apartment. I immediately called my acquaintance:
- Andrei, I generally have no complaints to you, but it hurts your room is small. No, I am satisfied with the supplement as well, but it hurts too little.
Andrei was slightly panicked, as the room was 16 square meters. The meters, of course, are not horny, but the title "too small" does not pull. The origins of this opinion could have been different, and therefore he urgently moved to his past address. What was discovered. The loaders placed almost the entire treasure of the alkas in the hallway and placed the closet so that it sealed the door into the room. And the hallway, where the aforementioned couch was, could go out of the bedroom. They signed up and signed the move.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-08-23/#1240488
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