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 30.08.2021
Xxx: Here another factor in the appearance of the girl plays a role. I always had a puppy on clothes, as long as I pursued it - it was useless. Mint, dirty, with a hole - no difference. at the hairdresser. For a long time I refused to shave my "beautiful" eyebrows, although I bought him a good shave when he was 13. I wash every day, thank you. And here, a miracle, with the appearance of some mysterious Anastasia (I have not been shown yet, but, they say, beautiful) my obaltus clamps up jeans, and a snow-white shirt, monitors socks on the subject of scratches, shaves properly and goes to a fashionable hairdresser.)



Yyy: It’s only exactly until the candy bouquet is over and they’ll eat with that same Anastasia.)



Xxx: And that will be Anastasia’s problems.
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