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 11.09.2021
The story was told by a wonderful doctor. Honored physician of the Republic Mari El, an ophthalmologist surgeon who saved more than a thousand people from blindness. The 1970s. Not all citizens of Marij El understand Russian. In native Russian, at the same time, virtuously sprinkled everything from small to large. This is still the characteristic of our indigenous population. In this regard, all Russian-speaking doctors know Marian. The own history.
They bring from the deaf village of Maria a three-year-old girl from the family. Injury to the cornea. Cried the cock. It requires an urgent operation, otherwise the eye will just run out. There is no anesthetic. Changes to doctors. It happens. And the doctor decides to sew without anesthesia, benefit the operation for a few minutes. During the operation, the doctor gently condemns the girl in Marian: "Drop the straw, drop the straw!" (We drop the drops, that is, we suffer). The child survived the operation without whispering. And only when she is taken out of the operating room angrily, with a trembling child’s voice, she declares: “Drop the sting, drop the sting! Fuck the pedestrian. The Fucks! The fucking!“”
From the girl who suffered during the operation, a luxurious beauty grew up. Her sight was preserved. Thank you to our doctors for their golden hands and the ability to find a common language with any patient.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-09-09/#1245217
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