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 08.04.2009
From the women’s forums:

We divorced because of one of my sentences. During the scandal, Volodya threatened to ruin my life, and I told him that he could only ruin the air.

When I found myself on a nudist beach, my surprise had no limits: I had never seen lying penises before.

I sought, I sought a virgin, and finally found it. He married, and then learned that she was the first minetess in the city.

I am afraid that this time Olya will be pregnant: she said the condom was left inside and was there for five days.

By mixing vodka with champagne, I had sex with Vite until it became clear that it was Tolick.

Since Ira said she had 22 boys, I can’t watch football.
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