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 18.10.2021
We had a resident here. When the apartment was accepted, two Ikeev carpets were not counted. I wondered – where?

“Oh, I stitched them, but I didn’t know how to clean them, so I threw them out,” was our answer. The hand face.

They are in the apartment and are not needed. Those are little things!”

We thought so, so we will deduct the cost of the small things from the amount of the pledge.

“Why are they so expensive? I watched it on the internet a few months ago and it was cheaper. No cost of delivery from Moscow did not take into account. "

You can order carpets with delivery - we will return the money at the old prices.

“What a wretched people you are! You don’t want to pay back, say so. Have you seen who you are renting the apartment?

See, therefore, the contract and the inventory of property, and the amount of the pledge is such.
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