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 03.11.2021
Today in the court he was charged with a physical who proudly unfolded the passport of a citizen of the USSR and stated that he did not refuse citizenship and demands that the judge judge him as a citizen of the USSR, and since there is no obligation in the law to return the credit, he forgives everyone.

The judge announced a technical pause, turned off the recording and said, roughly as follows: "Ivan Ivanovich, according to the submitted documents, you have opened accounts in dollars and euros, in accordance with the article. 88 of the Criminal Code of the RSFSR currency transactions are punishable by imprisonment for a term from five to fifteen years with confiscation of property and with reference to a term from two to five years or without removal or death penalty with confiscation of property, you still judge as a citizen of the USSR? We, together with the secretary, can make the verdict right now, and the officers will immediately execute it in court!"

A citizen of the USSR was accepted into the womb of the Russian Federation directly in the courtroom, by presenting another passport.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-11-01/#1261122
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