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 08.04.2009
Handur
I dreamed of some kind of cardigan. And I fed him with my breast... Not my truth... He ate it completely.

Drblack
He played in dead space, and there were such terrible creatures... and even made the game quality.
when the fucking starves - the corresponding music goes backwards. The nerves are beginning.
So, such a creature runs on me, not to kill it with a direct shot, you have to cut off the limbs. I struggle, I began to be with her under her exhausting cries and the rumbling of the cutter, in the headphones I hear that another creature has descended from the ceiling from behind and with screams slips to me.
At that moment my wife knocked my finger on my shoulder.
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