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 10.12.2021
Summary of the Commercial Director.

In the Mesozoic era there were large and long dinosaurs. Imagine such a giant 40 meters long. To his tail runs a small predator the size of a cat and begins to bite meat. The dinosaur’s nerve fibers send a signal to his head: something is wrong. But the signal speed is only 80 meters per second (this is the norm for a person). A signal in the brain. Half a second to make a decision: see what’s there. The neck with the head turning: Aha! They eat me! It takes another second and a half. In the tail ran the team: to crush this dumb bitch into a farce. Half a second and the tail begins to move. A total of three seconds. During this time, you can bite a good piece, jump away and watch the tail movements of the unlucky dinosaur.

Do you think these diplodocks walked with scratched tails? Nothing at all! The dinosaurs developed a second decision-making center. This is not a brain, but a thickening of the spinal cord the size of a walnut. It was just under the tail, in the ass. Now the dinosaur could take simple decisions three times faster and so easy it was not to bite him. Yes is. Decisions have been made but it is a compelled compromise. Working in a large company, don’t be surprised that many issues are solved “through the ass.” A decision by the head can take several years.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/anekdot/day/2021-12-08/#1273906
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