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 10.12.2021
My ex-husband was of twins was..I never confused, I have known since 10 years. Their head was slightly different shape, and then brother's front tooth was broken and it became quite simple :)

A few stories on the subject.

My husband's brother (190 height) had a girl, a small one (we lived in the same apartment then). My husband comes from the kitchen, she approaches him in front of my eyes, hugs him, and tastingly compresses his buttocks. I sit, rush, because I understand that she is stupidly confused. My husband’s eyes are on his forehead – the expression of his face is invaluable!!! and then she raises her eyes and as AAAAAAAAAAAA shakes up, it came to pass that the guy was fossilized like that.

I was taken to the army, but my brother was not. My brother and I went to my house to bring cigarettes and food. We go to the CPP, we say **** can I call? My answer is, Kiev on Brother – and who is this? I say – his brother... Ah, and I am a sister... The other person comes in, in a way higher, says ***** fuck your mother, why are you in the civil? I say it’s his brother...Ah, and I’m a sister...I’ve been called for the third time. Then the whole company came to see - aaah, they were the same!!!! to
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