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 12.12.2021
I was 12. At the class in the pool, the most beautiful girl in our class drowned her glasses. She announced that she would kiss the one who would get them.

None of the alpha males could get to the bottom. I was sick, I got my glasses.

As I got out, I prepared my lips.

I gave her glasses, and she said they were not her. He goes to the dressing room.

I dive again, but there were no other glasses on the bottom.
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