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 19.12.2021
and Alina! Are you disappointed in your profession? I read you for the second year, and I see a complete emotional burning out! What do you do to resource status?

Oh how! This is how I find out to make an impression on readers. Let us understand...

I have a colleague instructor who loves to take a voice and talk about self-sufficiency, self-confidence, the easy overcoming of all life difficulties, and all through hi-hi-ha-ha! You are girls! Like cows, through the fence moved, and further, coke, coke, coke!

The girls fly a long flight across the ocean. And if at first the overall temperature in the hospital cabin is quite calm, then after 6 hours, people switch the tubler, and the hammer! From the chair stands a two-meter ambal. Of course, he needs to swallow the mammoth, and he turns out, unscrupulously, fisting another, not the very, psychologically stable passenger, and not yet sober. The third, just boring and not a hero to do, he, of course, considers it his duty to fit:
What about the boy?

A couple of minutes, starts treasures, in the best traditions of criminal news compilation on REN-tv. Connect the wives who behave like these, the last passengers. One of the screams:
Fuck him full!
The Other:
You are a dead man! We will arrest you!
The third, just voicing hysterically on the whole room.
From the back rows already scream that there is urine:
Call the boat guards to stop this shit!

Well, if other passengers join for help, and pull off at the corners of the debosshiers. Definitely, the worst will be brought to us in the kitchen to provide the first pre-medical. And in general, get stuck with him afterwards, on all vacation photos to be captured with a lamp under the eye, and scattered eyebrows and upper lip.

Or, a person begins to die naturally in flight. I remember two instances when our actions were led by resuscitators. Both, the first time and the second time. I do not condemn them at all, because they were quietly drunk, and they also have the right to relax after their, in something similar, with our work. At the same time, I was the first, and probably the last time, to see what a precardial stroke looks like in reality, and clear resuscitation measures.

The truth that opened up to me. For real professionals, alcohol is not an obstacle. The hands remember and do (the eyes probably no longer fear)
or...

Fire in the left engine, conjunction from the runway during the acceleration, a cracked fortress in the cockpit, a failure to build the chassis after takeoff, prepared emergency landings. The same when you have to take yourself into your hands and prepare a whole salon, explaining to people in wild panic, how to survive in a blow, in a fire and live on,... such a long and happy life.

Everything ended well...Here only coc, coc, coc doesn’t work.
After such flights, colleagues quietly crawl out of the airports, and can not say a word. So many words and emotions in this silent silence.

After such flights, colleagues start smoking, drinking, and quarrelling.

After such flights, colleagues still go to work, and in flight are reborn like a Phoenix bird. Or otherwise no! If not us, then who?

and yes! Psychological terms do not exist in my picture of the world. The summer psychologist plays us abundantly with such concepts as exhaustion, emotional exhaustion, reduction, deformation and other labours, which I easily replace with one native verb – joke!
Is everything right away in place? Agree with?

@aerostory
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-12-17/#1276744
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