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 21.12.2021
Purchased a new apartment, of course His Majesty the repair did not make himself wait. I approached the house, full of wallpapers, paint and other nonsense. I put on a free place near the entrance to be easier to wear, a couple of times got up to the apartment, I go down, and there already a comrade of the Caucasus outside begins to tell me a heartbreaking story that this is his place, only he puts here and I must immediately leave and "find my place, brother." Recalling the movie of the same name, he told me that he is not my brother and the parking spaces are common. He tried to say something else, but I wasn’t interested. I caught the remains of building materials, carried it up until I laid it up in the apartment, I go down, and he with his car my support straight like on the video from the post, and stands on the side with interest observes) I didn’t even talk, a couple of photos on the phone I made, called the service, described the situation. After 3 minutes, the DPS (a small city) arrived exactly, comrades were issued according to the hour. 4 of article 12.19 of the Code of Civil Procedure of the Russian Federation for 2000 rubles, the car he took away, and now he does not say goodbye to me, he walks and murmurs.

P.s An acquaintance with GIBDD once said, “Everyone will have their place... in the cemetery. And in the courtyard they are common.”
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