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 11.02.2022
We live in the United States and go to buy a child's hat.

“This,” said the son, throwing his finger into a Canadian hat.

- Such snow in the winter in Russia is worn, the hat is called, and here there is no snow, sure? I will clarify.

“Oh,” he agrees, “a great hat, take it.

Okay, he has to walk.

The next day the child went to school wearing a rain jacket and a shirt.

He returns, I ask, - like a hat, did it have an effect?

He says joyfully.

“I wore it, Jay (a friend, Hindu) looked at me, silently got the cell phone, turned on the loud Russian anthem and you two, with harsh faces, marched through the corridor to the street. The classmates opened their mouths of surprise. He praised the success of the show.
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