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 18.03.2022
When plastic bags came to replace the avos, my notebooks with lectures fit perfectly in one of them - the elite, with a portrait of a famous singer, and also with reusable pencil.
We lived with my wife in an industrial district, a city at the time almost a millionaire, in a rental apartment on the Riverside of Aircraft Builders.
After the Technical College, then there was still distribution, she came to the flagship of the chemical and rubber industry, the automotoshine factory, to the position of a replacement master.
Production is continuous, work in three shifts, harmfulness, respectively, personnel from the suburbs and the contingent which has already passed a number of enterprises with dismissal by article and, of course, those who were waiting for a preferential pension by value.
He met his wife from the second shift and accompanied to the passageway to the third, for the benefit of just a few stops on a trolleybus or a tram.
At the end of the 90s, production cooperatives began to form, "Autoshina", "Veloshina", salary and so was an order above the urban average, grew in times. The unwillingly unpretentious factory became a desirable place of work.
During my visits, I began to observe workers rushing to change on the sidewalk with plastic bags at hand, newspapers the size of an A4 sheet. The guards showed something from their wear and went for a change. I asked my half what the procedure was. Hearing the answer, I was stunned by the elegance of the educational measures of the cooperatives.
The discipline of inertia in the unstable employees did not make a qualitative jump along with the salary. A young specialist, a practitioner, offered to pass offenders, walkers and drinks, pick up for a month and issue in exchange new, with data of the employee, but the size of two notebook sheets. Lamination will appear in circulation a little later, the frame department on the cardboard glued a white sheet, a photo size 9x12 mm, a board number, a stamp for passes, everything is ready.
In the morning electric car, such a pass must still be saved, not something to hide from unnecessary eyes, and at the city stop you will not deceive everyday companions, suddenly appearing a school folder at the workforce from the tyre, which is why it is such a rapid career.
During the first two months of the experiment, the conscience was awakened in the good half of the team, and the other began to be educated with no less extravagant methods.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-03-16/#1307547
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