happened today. First action: time - half an hour before lunch, the place of action - the smoker, the actors - me and my boss. The manager is interested:
Are you going to lunch today?
A small clarification: the boss is not in the car, I am always in the car, but I rarely go to lunch.
I don’t know, probably. I wanted to take my dog to the vaccine for lunch. What did you want?
- Yes, I need to go to the barber, so I thought, if you go - maybe you will catch me, otherwise you need to call a taxi.
"Now I will call the nursery and if there is a vaccine, then I will go, and I will take you away.
Second action: the time is five minutes before lunch, the place of action is the office of my department, the actors are me, my boss and all the employees of the department. I call the veterinarian and say to the veterinarian:
Do you have a vaccine? (The Department is listening)
What interests you?
- I am interested in imported, combined, which must include rabies vaccine (the department hears).
Well, it’s a pity that I’m killing my dog twice, and so all the vaccines once.
Yes to eat.
Can I come in now? The Department Hears.
Yes come here.
I hang the phone and say to the boss:
- All, I agreed, there is a vaccine, we went - I will take you...
For the second five in the department is set a grave silence, then a wild laugh, everyone lies.