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 14.04.2022
I sit and eat. A guy of 18 years old and a beautifully dressed woman clearly older than 30 are going to the table, both with pads. The exorcist flies up and says, “Dude shit, I’m in your mouth, in your nose, etc., I don’t like you – you’re changing me for an old lady, dude!” He turns the pillow in the woman’s hands and runs away.
I sit quietly, in 5 minutes they bring another bowl and quietly eat. And the phrase: “Mom, well, it’s probably the best compliment!“”
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