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 11.04.2009
Accelerated course of Russian language.

Captain X looked confused at another Soviet pride.
the multinational army at his disposal. Growing pride
It was 155. There is no such size and therefore
The pride murmured frightenedly, as if looking from the inside of a spacious form.
The motor gun.

However, Captain X was not confused at all by the appearance of the supplement.
The main problem was that the new defendant of the homeland
I did not speak Russian. I did not understand. Absolutely.

When he heard a loud command, he guessed he had to run somewhere.
Something to do, but where and what...

He did not understand the signs of distinction and seemed to think that the official position
It is directly related to his height and weight. He is full.
He refused to acknowledge his squadron, who had to be a middle class.
of growth. At the same time, he worshipped the senior of the company (~190 cm/120 kg) and tried
Running after him, it is something incomprehensible.

The decision matured quickly. As a teacher, teacher and
The translator was called. Sergeant Islambekov, like two drops of water
It looks like a newcomer. After a year, the Islamic
He acknowledged falls and slopes, but generally speaks well.
Russian-Army and as a bird speaking sometimes differed in intelligence and
of smartness.

After receiving the task, Islambekov led the student to the barracks, speaking to him.
something in your tongue and adjusting the direction of movement with the lungs
The pushes. The soldiers found a common language.

The results did not make themselves wait. A new soldier by the end of the week.
He knew his commander, confidently found a place in the army, knew where they lay.
heads and clothes and performed with dozens of main commands with the voice.
After three months, he mastered about a hundred words and expressions.
Inserted into the main ranks.

Captain X was pleased and somehow on occasion praised Islambekov for his
Pedagogical talents were shown and did not
If the new fighter is a distant relative, it is painful.

So the TOM. The captain accidentally learned that the fighters were not only
They are relatives, but they are neither neighbors nor friends at all.
They are not friends and speak different languages, because profits from different
Republics of the vast Soviet Union.

and st. L-T Pochomenko
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0904/o090410;1.html
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