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 22.04.2022
When in the 1990s the first Chinese pneumatic machines, shooting five millimeter plastic balls, appeared, I had a toy store.
And enter the store two classic bandages in adidas and leather.
I noticed those machines. I explained how to charge, lift, and shot in the wall.
One of them takes this machine from my hands, repeats my actions, and I reflectingly extend my hand - I take away the trunk that he accidentally directed to me.

I have it from the army. I pulled out more than a year in the guard company, and before that served in the military unit, in which they were well educated according to the statutes and so on... Literally physically I cannot - neither to send to someone even a toy weapon, nor to stay on the line.

Well, now I took off the shell, and he is looking at the sides - what to shoot. In the wall, it is not interesting.
The second puts his hand:
Shoot it!
I warn you:
Do not have! It hurt!

He is smiling:
The plastic? Shoot it!

He is shooting. This shakes the palm.

Purchased by machine.
For children, or for fun.

And the safety of gun handling – even if it’s a plastic tire – I’ve trained my vendors for the entire 20 years as I owned this store.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-04-20/#1315678
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