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 13.05.2022
Wonderful healing
An interesting case is being heard in one of the Moscow courts. Pensioner Ivan Ilyich S. intends to divorce his young wife Masha, although he actually owes her life. He would have died alone from an incurable illness if it had not been her: being a volunteer activist of the Society of Mercy, caring for the old man - cooking, washing, making injections. However, Masha did not have a Moscow license, and in order not to remain without guardianship, Ivan Ilyich ordered her stay in the apartment in the form of a legal marriage with him. Becoming a legitimate hostess, Mashenka stopped feeding him, and when a week later she discovered that her husband was still alive, she called a goat and in obscene expressions wished him a quick transition to a better world.
And then Ivan Ilyich decided that he would die only after her! He regularly does exercise, runs crosses, visits a swimming pool and gym, eats according to the Cambridge technique, and generally - looks good.
So the activist of the Society of Mercy managed to put on the feet of a dying sick old man.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-05-11/#1320119
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