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 17.06.2022
I woke up early in the morning and the sun shone like a rainbow. Wear a sleeping mask. The mask was once purchased in the sex shop for entourage, but I sometimes sleep in it, because it turned out to be convenient, a lot of bandages.

The man wakes up and cries:

Ninth year of marriage. In a mask from a sex shop you sleep, you play with a cat, you beat an omelette with a vibrator.
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