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 10.07.2022
I met my girlfriend last year, came to her home for the first time and she showed that she had a similar problem with the microwave.I, as a true gentleman, called for help, broke the inet, diagnosed with the replacement of the saliva plate. I bought a plate, the girl is delighted, this is what savings - the plate only costs 200 rubles. In short, I accelerate the story-the people stood in an uncomfortable place and I can’t see how to put it. They put the girl’s phone inside with the light on. Started the control launch! There is no fever. Only then the smoke went and the phone came fucking, which I forgot to pull out. The shorter sluddy costs 250 rubles, and its honour is 18000. She was ashamed even though she didn’t say anything. This is shit, little girl.
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