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 12.07.2022
It was in student years.
He went as an assistant along with a lawyer to the trials.

A married couple is divorced.
He has a big business and earns well.
He is calm, I see he is caring. The couple has three children, 12, 7 and 3 years old. The husband read the correspondence of his wife with his lover, realized that he was taught horns and the last child was not from him. An application for divorce.
For two children, the husband was willing to pay alimony, well, and with all his strength asked his wife to do without a scandal.
My wife could not. With the words - "...you still doubt, then there will be a DNA test for all children, let you be ashamed" the petition for the examination was filed.

At the final hearing, the judge examined the DNA test results with round eyes, and the slightly upset wife said the winged phrase - "Well, I thought the other two were exactly from him, where do I now look for their fathers?"
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-07-10/#1334030
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