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 21.07.2022
Services of Trucks
The customer asked to throw the old sofa to the garbage. Long standing for the price. He thought that 400 rubles was very much for me to carry the couch in parts.
I have a third floor, a landfill nearby. Make a discount!
Half a drop. Because of the fact that it was possible to get to his address on his two quickly, rather than going to the other end of the city.
I stored a broken couch at the entrance to then take it to the garbage.
When I pulled out the last remains, the employer hired me money. I couldn’t count them as the door of the apartment clogged.
He had 200 rubles in his hands. He did not respond and threatened to call the police. Neighbors joined him who, not knowing the whole story, could have done the same. I came out of the entrance. The first thought is to leave the couch.
Uncomfortable somehow. People will walk, they will stumble. I just decided to move him aside.
A book fell out of the couch. I took her in hand. Dostoevsky, “The Idiot”
Well, who else am I, once I accepted this order. Opened the book. And right on the first pages found a five thousand note.
and smiled. Well, in principle, you can bring the couch to the landfill for such money.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-07-19/#1336035
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