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 25.07.2022
Summer and the beach. I am swimming with my future wife. She has my athlete - running, skiing, swimming and others. I swim like g... 5 minutes no more.

The lake is big, she tells me swimming on the other shore. There was a man’s pride in me and we went swimming. In 7-10 minutes, I feel like everything is crazy for me. My girlfriend sailed far ahead. And here the girl in front of me is swimming on the inflatable mattress, I am next to her. So, save for God’s sake. I hold onto the inflatable mattress, we sailed to the shore. Hands and legs tremble from the overstress, as it came out. My girlfriend has been on the shore for a long time.

She dropped only one word.

Are you flirting?
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