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 10.08.2022
I decided to cut the grass in the country, wrapped the wire accidentally from the raspberries on the grass-cutting machine: (. She stood up. I tried to crush it, cut it off with a cutter - no way (Son goes - let me see. Worth to scratch. At this time I see that it is already dark and it is time to stop cutting, and so I can no longer see. I decided to turn the extender. As I turned, something went wrong and everything got confused. I see the son going, has already broken up the grass-cutting machine. Please remove the extender. I went home and took a beer from the refrigerator. I turn on the light and the light blinked and burned ((

I scream from the kitchen: Son! The lamp has burned!

He: Mom, and let’s you be a little slower to break everything, or I can’t get time to fix it.

He knows what it means to live with a woman.
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