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 12.08.2022
We sit with my husband at home, waiting for the installers for the length of the inuit. We wait a long time, 6 a.m. The husband begins to stick in order to do sex. I am :

- Well, stay away, you know the law of wickedness: just start, so somebody will stop.

My husband persisted. I am :

You don’t understand at all, right? Distance to!

The husband:

Keep quiet, I’m deceiving the monitors.
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