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 15.09.2022
I bought a new dress with a tie, all right, I look like James Bond. I went from the store to a friend for a birthday, on the way I had to go for another. I wait for him at the entrance on the first floor. The windows are mirrored, I look so clumsy and I start posing like James Bond. I pull my finger like a gun and say, “Bond, James Bond,” as the window suddenly opens, and the girl, barely holding back her laughter, says, “Let’s eat, please, calmly!”
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