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 16.09.2022
A small company in the middle of the city. The company is small in terms of state, but not in terms of turnover: it has long and firmly stuck in contracts from the city administration. In short, such an eternal general contractor for the well-being of everything. The State of Riyadh 30. For decency holds the type of specials for specific types of work. Technical of a kind.
Leading specialists on greenmaking (i.e. how to plant flowers-bushes-trees) retire. Banquet, speeches and a memory clock. When they are felt, the culprit stands up and speaks:
“Thank you, my dear ones, for the warm words, for the many years of warm atmosphere in the team, for the fifth and the tenth. I still have to say thank you enormously for your general dispersion, otherwise I would probably have pulled the boxes now.
People have eyes on their foreheads. The old devil continues:
- Here the Deputy General said that I was such a smart-intelligent type, because I graduated from the institute with distinction. So here, my dear dwarfs, I never had a dwarf!
And the diploma? - whispers a staff aunt, realizing that for this piece of pop bobo will have her.
- And the diploma I painted on the compass at home, as I now remember, it was cold, it was frosty, I wanted to eat, the wife drank from the kitchen, and the puppy looked at me from below and as if hinted that you would not be full with a strawbery. By that time, I worked as a brigadier in Gorozelenanie in R. for 20 years and knew the case no worse than any other goat with a diploma. But since you were not taken without a diploma, I brought it to you, and you did not even check it. At first it was difficult, there were specs. Real spices and several times I almost burned. It turns out that I don’t know much about the norms there and something else. But then you prompted all those who ticked you with their nose into outspoken blunders and violations, and picked up the nephews of lovers and daughters of friends. In their background, I looked almost like Confucius. So thank you, my dear ones, that you are so hard! And drunk a drink.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-09-14/#1349116
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