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 08.10.2022
I came to the market for a jacket, winter is near.
Well, I chose, I negotiated, I bought, the seller asks what else I need, I say jeans. The jacket seller took me to a jeans seller and told him I needed jeans at a very good price.
I picked the jeans and asked the seller, how much?
Five thousand rubles for you, brothers.
I - you fell from the oak, what five, a half!
PD - 3500, the last price, for you. This is Armani!
I would have been Montana or Wrangler, I would have bought.
And I went to another place, well, I understand that the price of jeans includes the share of the jacket seller, but if they gave the jeans for 2,500, I would buy, but the PD stood up.
I bought the jeans somewhere else.
And on the exit I met a jacket seller, he asked me if I bought jeans from his friend, I said I bought, great jeans your friend found me, and for just seven thousand!

Let them understand each other now. I am ugly.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-10-06/#1354117
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