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 24.10.2022
Brother asked to help him with the choice of a car in the cabin. As long as he looks at physics, I’m checking out the history. Question is shorter. We came, one looked, the second... Looking at "Renoška", on the glass of leaflets-300000r, run 150000. I sweep my face into the salon and I understand that there is no smell of 150,000 there, even in my unprofessional view. The wheel to the holes is wrapped, nothing can be seen on the lever of the KP, because it is wrapped, seated in the meat. Even the emergency button. Fuck it short. My brother is watching under the hood at this time. It is there, it is there, it is there, it is there. And I look at a pipe hanging plastic on some pipe (something). And on it, the GUR inscription was changed in 2018, running 286000. Call the manager, what do you fuck? In 2018, there were 286, and she then ran for another 3 years. No shadow of embarrassment: Well, I just forgot to remove it. Chick her in front of our eyes with a knife... Now exactly 150000km...
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