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 26.10.2022
Once I started dating a guy. I came to visit him. It was great (I thought so). In the morning, he was busy doing business and smiling told me not to rush home, drink tea and feel at home. I was not in a hurry. He came back in half an hour, completely surprised that I was still here. On my smile, he said, “I’m serious. Fuck it now...”
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