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 29.10.2022
At the age of 18-19 in our company there was a girl, so to say, "easy behavior". We all knew about it, her friends and I. My boys and I even determined the order. The case is young. So I got the right to the first “Night.” In general, I invited her to myself, a sher-shevel, kisses, hugs began. Suddenly she stops and seriously says, “I’m not a prostitute, I only sleep with my boyfriend!” From surprise, I even stunned, but she immediately said, “Will you be my boyfriend?” What I still have to answer, 18 years, the "gun" is lifted. Of course, I agree with everything.



We did what we gathered for and she left. The next day, my friend came to her. She calls me and honestly says, “Sasha offered me to meet here, let’s break up? “” I generously give good to Divorce. Everyone is happy, the girl followed the principles, we followed the order.
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