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 14.04.2009
From the website dedicated to iPhones. The following lines are added to the Apple Software License Agreement:
You also agree not to use these products for purposes prohibited by U.S. law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or manufacture of nuclear, chemical, biological weapons or missiles.
The comments:
I suggest everyone to opt out of 8.1 and write a letter to Apple that we will not use 8.1.1 until they change this item =)
I just wanted to build a pair or three of the rockets and here's this stuff :(
No one knows how to synchronize a rocket with tuna?
"People, do not control a ballistic missile with an accelerometer, it is still wet and terribly swallowing. Better switch to manual mode.
People help me! If you bring rockets to California, the apple-phone goes off. I don’t know what to do straight...
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