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 18.11.2022
I rented a car in Cyprus. Rental is cheap, 300 euros per month, but a guarantee of 1000. No deposit rental with insurance 900.Ok, I drive carefully, took without insurance. A few days later, I noticed that the bumper was barely worth it. Go look, and there are a couple of cartridges missing, and I just saw them in the kitchen in the box. I’m sorry, I picked up, I’m driving. In a month I return the car, handed over, I make the return at the office. A man runs from the parking lot: "You hit the car, you have a buffer there, don't return the pledge yet." “Well,” I said, “let’s go and see what’s going on there.” He comes for the Turk-Tyrk bumper. There is nothing talking there. Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you (I wanted to say, but didn’t say). He, the type, the machine was wrong. The Peders. Since then, when renting videos, I have taken even the slightest scratches in the act.
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