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 25.11.2022
One day, a man was taken to the regional hospital by ambulance with a suspicion of a stroke: two words cannot be linked, the look is absent, sluggish, almost not moving. The patient was examined. Obviously everyone, the young, drunk, immediately put the droplets. It is three hours, the man and sleep, like, and droplets do not help - washes, turns his eyes. In the evening, change of doctors. The morning doctor gives the patient, explains - his wife at home found it, immediately called the doctors, came, examined and delivered with a stroke
We put droplets, but somehow unsuccessful yet. The receiving doctor was interested, looked closer at the patient. He approached sharply and cleverly returned his jaw to his place. The patient is pleased, the doctor thanks quite clearly already and explains: in the evening with friends they drank, argued and one in his jaw moved. From the pain and drunken he immediately fell asleep, and his wife found, counted, called an ambulance, so here and got. The doctor asked why he agreed to the dropper? The man honestly replied: doctors should be trusted! Would it suddenly help?
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-11-23/#1362329
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