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 02.12.2022
Our neighbors and three houses stand separate from the village. Everyone has a hectare of land in use. Everything is as well as trees on the sites, and the pond is excavated, well, and dogs for three families 8 pieces. The fruit is common, there are no fencing, so the entire dog mafia moves as it pleases.
Dogs are peaceful, everyone loves and respects each other. The most wicked and dangerous is Yulia’s camel. The old, but strong, according to the story of the owner, the bear bite the eggs, but as it is said, he himself did not see, so let it remain on his conscience.) In general, Yulka did not love anyone, and all of her is not to be afraid, but afraid, it is certain.
In the month of June, we wake up from the common hustle, and straight all the four-legged shobla is flooded straight, option two - or someone else has entered the site, or someone has been caught and already beaten. Or both of them)
Let’s run out. The whole conspiracy is crazy around Yulka, so she stood in the rear to the volley and let no one go. He stands straight in the chest, biting everyone who fits. In general, laughing, roasting and other charms. We drive out our brother, Yulia, and we will be scattered, what shit?
Go, go, what are you hiding here? Taste of sperm?
The dwarf with the swing moves away - a couple of kittens, the eyes only opened visible, the mother of the cat nearby is not observed. The cats whisper the food out of her bowl, the whole conspiracy whispers but no longer looks like it, at first Yulka has driven them away, and now they are waiting for the verdict of the two-legged chief.)
Fuck, is that so? After all, they would hit the cats and mock them, they would not have time if they were honest, with me this whole gang was chasing cats and not everyone managed to escape.
Although Pashin Kotfeich freely walked through the areas and the dogs did not touch him. My own type? Dan is paying?
In general, from this day Yulka over the small took the bossy, and licked them out, and did not allow anyone first, and then the katotfeichi already and their steel.
Month after three, by autumn, Yulka on the rainbow left, and the rainbow was empty, the cats came to the same place, where we saw them for the first time and did not leave probably a week, Yulka was waiting. They didn’t cry, they didn’t cry, they just lay down and waited.
P.S Instead of Yulka, the young Sanbernarcha now looks after the cats... pulls them in the saliva, so that Petro Petrovich and Ivan Ivanovich are constantly wet)
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-11-30/#1363620
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