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 24.12.2022
On YouTube, comments to videos are sometimes much more interesting than video content. There are interesting stories. One of the comments that I liked was below.
"My grandfather once told me, long ago, in Soviet times, a healthy brown bear came out to the base of geologists. He waited until the entire brigade left the base and went to the wagon of the field kitchen, where the watch was cooked by a strong spirit and body aunt Dusya. She was preparing at the fire at that moment, from her words she didn't even hear him approach from behind, turned only when a loud singing was heard right behind her back. From horror she splashed to the fifth point, in front of her on the back legs and with the folded front was a huge male standing and breathing loudly. She supposedly mentally said goodbye to loved ones, closed her eyes and prepared to die. But the bear for some reason did not attack, but continued to stand with his legs raised. The cook slowly stood up, and began to observe the beast, seeing that he does not show aggression and wants something from her. He began to turn his beak, looking back and forth, clearly nervous and afraid that someone would see them, while continuing to pull his right leg to the woman. And then she saw between her nail fingers an enormous pinch, she was quite mulled and already purified, causing him a painful pain. He apparently tried to pull her teeth out, but in vain. The cook realized that the fingers could not pull her out, it needed some tool. She just spoke to the bear with a reassuring voice and walked to the nearest car of the men. He, showing an incredible intelligence, sat down on his ass and waited. In the box, the female found passages... She told me that when she pulled the slope, her heart was ready to break from fear and hopelessness: the bear waved so that the earth seemed to be shaking, but kept her leg unmoving. The barrel was wet and slippery from blood and pus, but still with great difficulty she managed to grab and pull out the damned tree. The bear nodded with a head the size of a backyard and crumbled into the chest.
Then the men geologists and the former Tajik people on the tracks and tracks around the base calculated that the beast had observed people for several days, choosing to whom to turn for help. He did not disappointingly choose a woman, perfectly understanding that men always had carabines with him.
But this is not the end of the story, and unfortunately it is sad. After some time, apparently as the leg finally healed, the bear began to come to the base, directly to the cooker's wagon. First at night, crazy dogs and not allowing people to sleep, and then during the day. By his miracle, several times were almost shot by frightened men, Aunt Dusya protected and closed with tears almost by herself.
She had to move to another base, six hundred kilometers away. But a month later he came there, and he did not allow anyone to come to her. How he found her at such a distance is a mystery. Then, in connection with the refusal of people to go to the taiga to work, he had to be killed. Aunt Dusya could not withstand, resigned and never worked as a guard in the taiga again.
This is how the wild beast showed his unlimited gratitude and devotion to the man who cost him his life.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-12-22/#1367432
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