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 26.12.2022
Just like 4.
About the dogs.
Half a year ago, he rented his girlfriend, his medalist covet (German Shepherd). The dog had a wonderful time with a lot of cute suckles. I came back a week ago, pleased and excited. Upon arrival, as is known, he removed all the fence, confirming his rights to own property. The room that remained at home, Kesha did not forget and everything went according to the custom.
However, the time spent in a "foreign" family, somewhat changed his habits. Each house has its own style, and the cowboy, as it often happens, learned new tricks.
Our house stands on a forest and is surrounded by a deaf two-meter fence. The fence is assembled from the factory, still Soviet times. Very strong and monumental.
The day, dogs usually spend in their volleyers. At night they are released to free guard and traditionally "cut" circles along the perimeter of the territory.
The next morning, after the “dear guest” arrived, I woke up to the sounds of the dog swing. I looked out the window and saw that the whole room was gathered on a small "fifth" and scandal. He went out on the streets and carried everyone on volley. Kesha left in the yard, suddenly has not yet "marked" everything and will worry.
At lunch I gathered in the woods and went out into the yard and found the dog in the place where I left it (on the morning "five"). Kobe sat, pressing his mouth to the fence and did not pay attention to me.
How do dogs usually spend the day? They either crash in volleyers or bite their favourite bite. The scenario is rarely different. I was surprised by my dog’s unusual behavior. I approached him and looked at the fence. There was a small hole in the factory, apparently from the screw. Everything turned out to be simple, Kesha “invented the TV.” Of course, I didn’t guess it myself, but I struck out the technology when I was on a business trip. The hole in the fence existed, without a little 30 years, but nobody was interested, until now.
Apparently the "television programs" were interesting, unfortunately he did not depart from the "window to the world", a few hours. I did not interfere with watching and left. In the evening, in order to confirm his guess, the German sent to the volley and released the Caucasian. It appeared to be on the “screen”. It became apparent that the "disassembly" in the morning, took place due to non-compliance with the turn to look.
The next morning, the dogs repeated. I had to solve the problem, I don't like to wake up by someone else's will.
There were a few options:
1st Turn off the TV and fill a hole.
2nd Buy each on a separate monitor.
I love my dogs and chose item 2.
He got the drill, picked the thickest drill and wrapped a hole, one at a time, on his brother.
The four sides of the light 28 holes.
The clashes in the morning immediately stopped. When I come home, seven happy brown eyes look at me. A week later, the interests of the band were revealed when viewing "television programs". They prefer “programs” about nature (the north side of the fence, going out to the forest) and “reality show” (the west side, the entrance road and the neighbors). They love collective views, individuals have not yet observed. I’m afraid they’ll learn to switch channels.
After upgrading the fence, received a pleasant bonus. The number of false operations of dog "signalization" has decreased significantly. Li is heard rarely and always in action.
P.S I will think well if I decide to send somebody to the "commission". It is likely that another time, you will have to build a water park, a library or buy a telescope, suddenly the dogs will be interested in the arrangement of the universe.
by Vladimir.
23 December 2022.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-12-24/#1367839
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