Xxx: One day I went on a date with an African. I was fucking curious to talk, he came to Peter from Congo, studying for a lawyer. I never talked to black people before, and naturally, I was very nervous on the first date. Before a bunch, my mom told me all sorts of horrors and so I, for the least case, took a knife with me.He was almost useless to me, the guy was very educated and distracted by the laws (indignantly called me a criminal when I walked on the lawn).Of course, I wanted to impress him somehow, a foreign guest, anyway... Therefore, I found nothing better than in the process of walking through the park to catch a pigeon and show him how to hypnotize him properly. For that date, of course, I surpassed myself, so worried that after the pigeon I could no longer stop.

I dragged this comrade into the store for a shale (I wandered around the park and tried to talk in broken Russian, it strained me even more), then - climbed over the fence of the shale, where I opened the fire and burned the shale (here is the knife and was useful), then I made a small shale of shit and sticks when the rain began, so as to wait, not wet and calmly eat this shale. Then I found a drowsy puppy and showed them how funny they are eating worms... I think I was impressed. The man then even dared to go with me and my friends on a trip with tents.



Yyy: Remember who of you was from Congo?