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 30.12.2022
Baranovsky terribly loved to burn students with sparkles.

And he burned, of course, professionally... Sometimes, everyone writes, and he is like a jump! Let’s take a look at the parties! And if he finds something, he is thrilled with joy. The student is expelled. And also loved Baranovsky newspaper to read while students write, or there magazine "Ogonek". He reads, therefore, and sometimes looks closely at the audience.

Well, one day before the exam, the people are sitting for the parties, everywhere else they are sitting, and one comrade is sitting right in front of Baranovsky. They got all the task, they write, they blow, a couple of people have already been expelled, the rest are not afraid to get a sparkle - a towel. The little Fedor Titovich calmed down, sat down, unfolded the newspaper, read. Sometimes on the loud suspicious drops the newspaper and edak on students as he looks! He reads...

Here, the student in the first part shamelessly gets a thick-walled conscript because of the sinuses, unfolds it on the desired page, and puts K Baranovsky on the table! He calmly begins to write. He hears the wrong thing, downloads the newspaper (on the background!) He looks at the student. He writes something to himself, all in the work. Baranovsky picked up the newspaper and read on. The student continues to write. The audience begins to hike. Baranovsky sharply drops the newspaper and looks at the student in focus. and nothing. He stands up, walks around his side, passes through the audience a couple of times. Nothing...

He looks at the parties. and empty. He holds his shoulders and sits behind the newspaper. The student continues to write. A quiet hysteria begins in the audience. The student unwaveringly turns the page of the conscript. Everyone in the audience is crying. Baranovsky throws the newspaper, jumps up and literally searches the student. Of course, he finds nothing. This is repeated several times. Finally, the student with relief unnoticed for Baranovsky (behind the newspaper) hides the conscript back behind the sinuses and gives up his job. Baranovsky cannot stand it.

You have written!
“Well, Fyodor Titovich, as you can... You have seen it yourself.
I haven’t seen it, but I know what you wrote. But how?! to
The guys will confirm...
That is what, young man. Tell me how you got it, and I’ll bet you four.

The student explains. Baranovsky, squeezing his heart, makes a note of “good”...
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-12-28/#1368652
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