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 21.04.2009
I grew up in a town where there was a large military part, here among those
I heard this story from the military. I don’t know the years, but it was in times.
Deployment of Soviet troops in Germany. A few brains
Officers of our brave army after service went to a German pub.
I don’t know how much I drank, but I’m up here.
German, approaches the bar stand, takes a hammer in his hands and beats the bar.
A metal gong hanging there. The public started
Applaud and drink for the health of this man. Our own languages are not
They liked the general attention and respect, and
Thro the evening, each of them considered it his duty to strike at least once.
In the gong, the Germans shouted "Gut Russiš bravo" and so on. At the end, when
They were going to leave, they brought a very long bill, it turned out that
At every blow of the gong, they ate the whole bar. Money is not such.
Under the threat of calling the police, someone ran to borrow some money.
Others were waiting in the pub. After that, they did not go into the pub anymore.
The whole part knew that the gong could not be beaten anyway.
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