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 27.04.2009
You play too much computer games if:
1st When driving a car, you remember what a struck pedestrian is.
They give 100 points, and for the police officer - 500.
2nd When the doors of the elevator open, you have a desire for everything.
Throw a grenade and run away.
Three You usually walk through the corner by pressing your back to the wall.
4 is You start pretending how much percentage of life you will have left.
If you jump from the balcony of your mistress.
5 is When you look at jewelry in a jewelry store, you consider which one.
They will add you intelligence, and which - strength or health.
6 is You very much want to come and embrace every passing person on the street.
suddenly he can get a good weapon, gold coins, or
The miraculous grass.
7 is You are very surprised to find out that it is not enough to build a house
One man, one slave, and two minutes.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0904/j090426;1.html
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