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 29.04.2009
The story of a military adviser
It was in the late 1970s – early 1980s. I was a counselor.
The Angolan Armed Forces. I went to the state, with local people.
Communicated in Portuguese: as-nik, the former colony of Portugal.
Having dropped the colonizers, the Angolan people moved confidently toward
socialism under the leadership of the ruling MPLA party, which was hindered by internal
supported by the American imperialists and the Chinese
The Hegemonists.
The army of Angola is a fairy tale, with such an army we would have managed with the Germans in
forty the first. The testimony to this is one of the episodes below.
At the head of the unit, whose headquarters I headed, was an Angolan officer.
He invented the pseudonym Che Guevara. He is just like Che Guevara.
I am on Patrice Lumumba. Once our headquarters developed a military operation. Well,
As Leo Tolstoy wrote in War and Peace, “Erste Colonne marches...
The columns of the march... the columns of the march...” The result should
It was a complete surrounding and defeat of the rebels.
Everything is understandable? I ask Che Guevara.
I understand, I understand.
With God!
The unit went on to perform the task. The Soviet Military
We look forward to winning relations. What there! We see in a few hours.
Our brave army fleeing from the battlefield. In front of Che Guevara.
In my eyes is horror.
What happened? I ask.
They are shooting there!
The curtain.
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