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 30.04.2009
XXX: Fuck, today a full pipet is being made in communion!
YYY: What is this?? to
xxx: Let me go out of the room last night and see: the seat under my door is rolling 1000. Well I think lucky. And here I, fucking, remembered the words of my grandmother, when I was still 5-6 years old.The type of feature is this - people who have a lot of sorrow, who are not lucky in life, can concentrate all this sorrow in money (well how, I am not in magic). And what kind of if you take it, the pain will go away from them, and to you will pass...
YYY: O_o
XX: Yes, I don’t believe in signs at all, I’m offended by them. This is exactly what I remembered. And that's how I referred to it, I think, and fuck him.
YYY: And what about the community?? to
xxx: And I fucking sad that I did not take it and decided:"And do not get you to anyone!"
XX: Well, I told all the neighbors about this sign.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))))
xxx: so it turned out that half of the neighbors had the same conversation with their grandmother =)
xxx: So here is the picture: a bunch of students are going to pin a thousand rubles, spit on it. A man from above passes by and sees it all. He watches for a moment what he thinks about and says:" Always, fool, I knew that this was the floor of the major. You have eaten, you wicked!and "
The whole floor was laughing xD
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