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 30.04.2009
Every man should know, although not funny.

As you know, 1 calorie is the amount of energy spent on heating 1 gram of water per 1 degree Celsius.

Thus, if you drink a liter of cold beer at a temperature of 4 degrees Celsius, your body will spend the following amount of energy to heat it to body temperature:
1000 grams of X (37C-4C) = 1000 x 33 = 33000 calories.

If you consider that the energy value of the liter of beer itself is about 10,000 calories, then you get 23 thousand. Calories of pure weight loss, which is equivalent to 30 minutes of jogging.

Drink more cold beer to lose weight.

Bring it to the best - let everyone be happy)))))

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As a doctor, I tell you beer is a low-calorie product. This is all nonsense allegedly beer - liquid bread. Beer contains phytoestrogens - female sex hormones. From behind them in men there is a tendency to a female figure (beer stomach, cellulite, the shape of the body becomes more feminine and no matter how you eat your body itself will be restructured under this), as well as a change in the hormonal background (the ratio of male and female sex hormones) which affects potency.
As one Baltic doctor said: “I drank beer and my grandmother didn’t want it.”

I apologize for the mistakes in Russian.

So be healthy, love girls and be real men.

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