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 02.05.2009
The place of action is the zoo. The department of aquariums...I review "sales" fish.. beauty... Close to nirvana. Suddenly I find a species of fish that my good acquaintance has been looking for for a long time. I press the buttons of my mobile phone. Conversation from me:
Hi to you! I am in the aquarium. There are snowmills. Did you want them? Who is you? And how much? There are black ones here, let’s find out later. I’ll buy it now and you’ll get it tonight.
have agreed. They said goodbye. He comes in tonight:
– Irka, you can imagine, I talked to you, and then I see – my colleagues from the heck have already slipped under the tables. I am to them: what’s the matter? And they can’t even say a word.They just whisper – they can’t laugh anymore...Then, when they calmed down, they quoted a part of the conversation that they heard unilaterally:
Hi to you! It is great! I want! I want very much! I have long wanted!! I have girls! A couple! Give me three. Only the whites. How much money? It suits! I am running to you at 6 p.m.
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